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Trump's been gambling with democracy since Day One. Now you have the power to convict in every hand. 54 political satire playing cards. Made in the USA. Art by Charles Lynn Bragg.

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A Special Edition Deck
by Charles Lynn Bragg

Trump's Raw Deal is a 54-card political satire playing card deck featuring the entire cast of characters from the First Trump Administration — his spawn, the swampland mob, and Russian collaborators — rendered as full-face playing cards by celebrated satirical artist Charles Lynn "Chick" Bragg.

Every card in the deck tells a story: from the Diamonds bankrolled by dark money, to the Spades cut from the Kremlin's deck, to the Broken Hearts of an administration built on "alternative facts," and the Clubs who beat democracy back at every turn.

All 54 face cards. Made in the USA. A collector's piece of resistance art — and the perfect political satire gift.

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The Raw Hands

Trump's Winning Hands

Every winning hand in Trump's Raw Deal tells a different story of corruption, collusion, and cover-up. Pick your poison.

Swamp Stomp — Trump's Raw Deal political satire card hand
♠ Swamp Stomp
Dirty Flush — Trump's Raw Deal political satire card hand
♣ Dirty Flush
Media Mafia — Trump's Raw Deal political satire card hand
♦ Media Mafia
Russian Blitz — Trump's Raw Deal political satire card hand
♥ Russian Blitz

The Full Deck

The Cast of Cards

All 54 face cards — Trump's spawn, swampland mob, and Russian collaborators. Click any suit to reveal the full hand.

2♦Tom Price
Secretary of Health & Human Services. Resigned Sep. 2017 after billing taxpayers $341,000 in private jet travel. Obamacare's would-be executioner.
3♦Scott Pruitt
EPA Administrator. Removed climate change data from agency website, canceled the Clean Water Rule, and racked up serial ethics violations before resigning.
4♦Gary Cohn
National Economic Council Director & Goldman Sachs alum. Championed the 2017 tax cuts while shielding $300M in personal wealth via Section 1043.
5♦Wayne LaPierre
NRA CEO. Funneled $30 million into Trump's 2016 campaign. Linked to Maria Butina's Russian-NRA infiltration operation targeting the White House.
6♦David Pecker
National Enquirer / AMI chairman. Trump's tabloid fixer. Ran "catch-and-kill" on damaging stories before becoming a cooperating federal witness.
7♦Roger Ailes
Fox News founder. Resigned in 2016 amid serial sexual harassment allegations with a $40M exit. Died May 2017 — but his propaganda machine lives on.
8♦David Bossie
Trump's deputy campaign manager and Citizens United architect. Partnered with Bannon & Gingrich on a series of right-wing political films.
9♦Wilbur Ross
Secretary of Commerce. Named in the Paradise Papers for Russian petrochemical investments. Known to fall asleep in Cabinet meetings.
10♦Betsy DeVos
Secretary of Education. Never attended a public school. Confirmed only after Mike Pence cast the historic Senate tiebreaker vote in her favor.
J♦Rupert Murdoch
NewsCorp / Fox News / Wall Street Journal / Dow Jones. Built the right-wing media ecosystem that made Trumpism possible. The man who owns the megaphone.
Q♦Rebekah Mercer
Cambridge Analytica co-owner. Bankrolled the "Defeat Crooked Hillary" PAC and funded the psychographic micro-targeting operation that helped tip 2016.
K♦Steve Mnuchin
Treasury Secretary & Goldman Sachs alum. At the 2017 tax cut signing: "All of you just got a lot richer." He wasn't wrong — about himself.
A♦Charles & David Koch
Americans for Prosperity founders. Oil, toxic commodities, and the libertarian playbook dismantling environmental and consumer protections for decades.
2♠Maria Butina
Russian agent arrested July 2018. Founded "Right to Bear Arms" — the Russian NRA — to build a White House back channel through the actual NRA.
3♠Michael Flynn
National Security Advisor for 22 days. Led "Lock Her Up" chants at the RNC. Pled guilty Dec. 2017 for lying to FBI about calls with Kislyak re: sanctions.
4♠Sergey Kislyak
Russian Ambassador to the US. Present at the RNC. Had at least three undisclosed calls with Michael Flynn discussing lifting Obama-era sanctions.
5♠Felix Sater
Trump Tower Moscow developer & Bayrock Group fixer. Nov. 3, 2015 email to Michael Cohen: "Our boy can become President of the USA and we can engineer it."
6♠Natalia Veselnitskaya
Russian government lawyer at the infamous June 9, 2016 Trump Tower meeting. Promised Hillary Clinton dirt in exchange for Magnitsky Act sanctions relief.
7♠Aras Agalarov
Russian billionaire — "the Russian Trump." Hosted Miss Universe 2013 in Moscow. The bridge between Trump and Putin, and the man who set up the Tower meeting.
8♠Paul Manafort
Trump Campaign Chairman. Spent years lobbying for Ukraine's pro-Kremlin Yanukovych. Convicted of bank fraud and tax fraud. Served federal prison time.
9♠Oleg Deripaska
Russian aluminum magnate and Putin ally. Recommended Manafort to the campaign. Offered "private campaign briefings" in exchange for wiping out a $19M debt.
10♠Julian Assange
WikiLeaks founder. Published DNC emails obtained via Russian military intelligence (GRU). Trump declared "I love WikiLeaks!" at least 141 times on the campaign trail.
J♠Mark Zuckerberg
Facebook CEO. Allowed Cambridge Analytica to harvest data on 87 million users for psychographic targeting. "We didn't take a broad enough view of our responsibility."
Q♠Rudy Giuliani
Trump's personal lawyer. Ran the Ukraine shadow campaign that triggered impeachment #1 — pressuring Zelensky to announce a Biden investigation, ousting Ambassador Yovanovitch.
K♠Donald Trump
"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters." "I love WikiLeaks." Impeached. Twice.
A♠Vladimir Putin
Asked at Helsinki whether he wanted Trump to win: "Yes, I did." The ace of spades in Trump's Raw Deal — the man who shuffled this entire deck.
2♥Donald Trump Jr.
Organized the June 9, 2016 Trump Tower meeting with Russian operatives. Faced multiple federal investigations. Eager — sometimes dangerously so — to do what his father wouldn't sanction.
3♥Ivanka Trump
First daughter and White House Senior Advisor. Sat in for her father at the G20. Maintained overseas trademarks and business interests throughout the administration.
4♥Sean Spicer
First White House Press Secretary. Day 1: insisted the inauguration crowd was "the largest ever" — it wasn't. Set up the conditions for Kellyanne Conway's "alternative facts" line.
5♥Jared Kushner
Son-in-law. 666 Fifth Avenue underwater until Qatar-linked bailout followed a shift in US policy toward Qatar. Received top-secret clearance over intelligence officials' objections.
6♥Stephen Miller
Architect of the Muslim Travel Ban and Zero Tolerance family separation policy. Reportedly underwent his political "awakening" at a Wayne LaPierre speech in high school.
7♥Mike Pence
Vice President. The religious right's insurance policy on the ticket. Had undisclosed Kislyak contacts and oversaw the very transition team Michael Flynn was compromising.
8♥Steve Bannon
Breitbart CEO turned White House Chief Strategist. Co-owned Cambridge Analytica. Exiled after "Fire and Fury." Called the Trump Tower meeting "treasonous."
9♥Rex Tillerson
Secretary of State and former ExxonMobil CEO with deep Putin ties. Replaced by Pompeo. Reportedly called Trump "a f---ing moron." Confirmed by aides.
10♥Roger Stone
Trump's political dark wizard. Nixon back tattoo. Convicted on seven federal felonies including obstruction. Maintained WikiLeaks / Guccifer 2.0 back channels.
J♥Michael Cohen
Trump's personal fixer for a decade. Arranged hush money to Stormy Daniels. Former Felix Sater partner. Pled guilty to eight federal counts including campaign finance violations.
Q♥Kellyanne Conway
Campaign manager turned Counselor to the President. Coined "alternative facts" on Meet The Press defending Spicer's inauguration crowd lie. Queen of the spin table.
K♥James Comey
FBI Director who reopened the Clinton email investigation 11 days before the election — then was fired by Trump, which directly triggered Special Counsel Mueller's appointment.
A♥Donald John Trump
The Ace of Broken Hearts. Has broken more hearts than heart disease — and more laws than a casino in Atlantic City. The hand that dealt this deck.
2♣Rick Perry
Secretary of Energy. Championed LNG exports as "freedom gas." Separately entangled in the Ukraine pressure campaign that ultimately triggered impeachment.
3♣Sarah Sanders
White House Press Secretary. Told reporters the suggestion she misled them was "frankly insulting." The Mueller Report confirmed she admitted making up a claim about FBI morale.
4♣John Bolton
National Security Advisor 2018–2019. Called the Ukraine pressure campaign a "drug deal" he wanted no part of. Wrote a book — after declining to testify at impeachment.
5♣Ryan Zinke
Secretary of the Interior. Flew private at taxpayer expense. Opened millions of acres of federal land to oil & gas. Referred to investigators 18 times. Resigned Dec. 2018.
6♣Jeff Sessions
Attorney General. Implemented "Zero Tolerance" immigration separating thousands of children from parents at the border. Recused from Russia — earning Trump's undying hatred.
7♣Devin Nunes
House Intelligence Committee chairman turned Trump's most reliable pit boss. "Global warming is nonsense." Ran the operation to discredit Mueller before it found anything.
8♣Mike Pompeo
CIA Director, then Secretary of State. Replaced Rex Tillerson. Built a reputation as Trump's most reliable institutional yes-man — a distinction requiring genuine effort.
9♣Mick Mulvaney
Acting Chief of Staff. On the Ukraine quid pro quo: "Get over it. There's going to be political influence in foreign policy." Then claimed he never said it.
10♣Sean Hannity
Fox News host and Trump's nightly propaganda briefing. Coordinated attack lines with the White House, fed red-meat to the base, and quietly shared Trump's personal lawyer.
J♣William Barr
Attorney General #2. Wrote a cover memo misrepresenting the Mueller Report. Mueller wrote to Barr: "The summary did not fully capture the context, nature, and substance of this office's work."
Q♣Brett Kavanaugh
Supreme Court Justice. Confirmed after hearings featuring the memorable defense: "I liked beer. I still like beer." Yale classmates publicly disagreed about his temperament.
K♣Mitch McConnell
Senate Majority Leader. Said Trump "provoked" January 6th — then voted to acquit him. "Folded like he didn't have a pair" after holding all the Senate cards for four years.
A♣Brad Parscale
Trump 2020 campaign manager. Built the psychographic data-mining operation using Facebook micro-targeting. His own ads cited Cambridge Analytica's methods — and used them again.

The Artist

Charles Lynn "Chick" Bragg

Satirical artist Charles Lynn Chick Bragg, creator of Trump's Raw Deal political playing cards
"I am an artist living on the Progressive Left coast. An illustrator of books for children and adults. A painter of satirical portraits of the powerful and corrupt since the Reagan administration.

I had hoped that Donald Trump would become 'presidential' after his inauguration, but I was so wrong — he has divided the country to the core. He lies on a daily basis and I yell at him whenever he appears on my TV.

I give you my good, bad and ugly portraits of Trump's spawn, swampland mob and Russian collaborators. They deserve to be called the face cards they truly are."

— Charles Lynn "Chick" Bragg

charleslynnbragg.com

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